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LENGUAS LARGAS- S/T LP

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LENGUAS LARGAS- S/T LP
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After listening to the record I think LENGUAS LARGAS means “Bitchen Dudes Made A Killer Record For People To Listen To With Headphones On While Smoking Salvia (Hannah Montana drug)”. Members of: Swing Ding Amigos, Blacks, Shark Pants, Built To Spill, Digital Leather, Sexy.
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What the heck is a LENGUAS LARGAS? Some say it means “Heavy Halibut” and yet others will tell you it means “Tall Tongue”. If you were to ask newsman Ron Burgundy he might say it means “Whale Penis”. In reality it’s probably something much cooler and less disgusting than all that. After listening to the record I think LENGUAS LARGAS means “Bitchen Dudes Made A Killer Record For People To Listen To With Headphones On While Smoking Salvia (Hannah Montana drug)”. The last time I saw Isaac (vocal / guitar) he was wearing a shiny red blouse at a TOYS THAT KILL gig in Arizona. A bunch of beer and smoking went down before we inevitable found ourselves saying good-bye in the parking lot. After Isaac and I professed our love to each other he dropped to his knees and told me to use him as a step to get in the van. I tried to tell him that I weighed over 250 pounds and if I didn’t break his back I would ruin his red blouse, surly. He jumped up, punched me right in the nuts, and yelled, “Don’t call me Shirley!” before running off into the night.

Members of: Swing Ding Amigos, Blacks, Shark Pants, Built To Spill, Digital Leather, Sexy

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